Remember the non pro-creation couple, hanging out at mcghee's when it got raided, condom balloons out of the 15th floor of andy holt, sleding on ba-bar the blow up elephant,when i got my foot ran over at flamingo's, frat parties and stolen alarm clocks, tom thumb, fire alarms at 2 am, ordering pizza in the elevator, the "CONE", locking our keys in our mail box when we went partying, stealing things from cody's house when we were pissed,taking the trolley or walking to the hill, having "spend the night" parties with boys we hardly knew, graham wrecking his car on his birthday and calling for us to help him look for it because he couldn't remember anything other than "somewhere in knoxville", the boys in room "906", throwing parties to bail chris out of jail in florida for selling tickets illegally, everclear and kool aid, quitting the sorority and then trying to scar the new pledges, the night jeff came over and i blew out a candle and got wax in my eye and ended up having breakfast with his girlfriend, my lab partner, pimobers, the time we all threatened to throw joel out the window, larkey (larkin) and trying to get her to JUMP out of the window so we'd get an A, standing in the cold with hardly any clothes on waiting to get in clubs, late nights with ruck at steak and shake, The time we all loaded up and went to Ihop with the boys and everyone from room 906, all the noise complaints, the time we rolled a keg up after christmas, the party in our apt where someone sprinkled tobacco everywhere, SOMEONE painting the rock with their boobs, the party where ruck's date had handcuffed a guy to his bed and left him there, the night me you chris and shawn bought like 200 bucks worth of alcohol and drank all day and all night because we were bored-puke and rally, the parties at college part with the TKEs, the Pongs and kristin and homecoming, the phi-sigs and the rapist boy on campus, remember Chuck?, when i made that movie about drinking for my english class so we all got drunk and had a good time and recorded it, watching movies at 2 am at the theatre, the "fountain" and tom, riding the bull fountain, man those were fun times....

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